David Sykes

Well yesterday I nearly killed myself in the shower. And I know have a new found respect for all those idiots out there who have done so. I mean almost everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong and still I only managed to partially hurt myself, nothing permanent no bruising etc. I slipped, pushed the glass partition so that it know hangs loose, landed on my back on the side of the bath, bounced, rolled over and landed both hands out of the bath and there my tumble ended one hand in the toilet one hand on the floor my lower body still in the bath I crawled out, stood up, put my towel on and left the bathroom to tell all my friends why they had heard **squee-thud-thud-agh-splash-thud-owieowieowie-ahhhhh-oooo-ahhhh**. Suffice to say I have to wonder what extra effort I needed to perform in order to actually kill myself, or worse paralyse myself.

Cool while looking up how many people died in the shower I came across this sweet FAQ on nuclear weapons its pretty sweet.

At some point I will find out how many people kill themselve in shower but for the moment I am going to keep looking at nuclear arsenals.